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1 Year Warranty
1 Year Warranty
Drill Sergeant Wake-Up Call
Explosive Alarm Sound
Authentic Military Design
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1 Year Warranty
Gag gift for my brother who just left the Army — he nearly fell off the couch. Hasn't overslept since.
Not a morning person, but there's no ignoring this. Gets me up on the first alarm every time.
Didn't expect this quality for the price. Solid build, bright LED, hilarious sound. My buddies all want one.
Shipping
Shipping
Orders are processed within 1–2 business days and delivered within 12–18 business days.
Guarantee
Guarantee
We truly believe we create some of the best products in the world, and we stand behind them with a risk-free 30-day money-back guarantee.
Why CLACKER?
Engineered for impact. Built to last. Whether you're a heavy sleeper who's slept through every alarm or you just want the most badass clock on your nightstand, every CLACKER is powered by a drill sergeant wake-up call, built from durable cracked-resin military finish, and designed to blast you out of bed like it's day one of basic.
Testimonials
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★★★★★
Priceless Reaction
My son is obsessed with all things military — his face when this went off was priceless. Wakes him up every time.
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★★★★★
Finally Up on the First Alarm
Slept through every alarm I've ever owned. Not this one. Up on the first blast, every morning.
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★★★★★
Worth the Wait
Sound is insane and the build feels premium. Took a couple weeks to arrive but honestly worth the wait.
FAQ
How does the alarm work?
How does the alarm work?
When the alarm goes off, a real drill-sergeant voice starts yelling, the LED flashes red, and the whole unit vibrates and rattles. It won't stop until you physically grab the clacker and squeeze it — no snooze button, no shortcuts. By the time you've silenced it, you're already up.
Will it actually wake up heavy sleepers?
Will it actually wake up heavy sleepers?
Yes — that's exactly who it's built for. Between the loud drill-sergeant audio, the pulsing red LED, and the powerful vibration, there's no sleeping through it. And since the only way to shut it off is to get up and grab the clacker, you can't just slap it and roll over.
Is it a real explosive / is it safe?
Is it a real explosive / is it safe?
Not at all — it's a novelty alarm clock shaped like an M18 Claymore. It's completely inert and safe, made from durable cracked-resin with a rechargeable USB-C battery. It just looks (and sounds) intense — nothing actually detonates.
Would this make a good gift?
Would this make a good gift?
It's one of the best gifts out there for anyone into the military, veterans, heavy sleepers, or the guy who's impossible to shop for. It gets an instant reaction the second they open it — and they'll actually use it every single morning.